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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Superman or canis lupus familiaris?

All men have seen this. Women, ask your gay friends. And recently, I have seen this repeatedly. I call it the "Pissing Like Superman" syndrome.

Here is the scenario: You walk into the bathroom, and at one of the urinals, there is this dude taking a piss. He either has both hands on his hips in "superman mode", or he has his fingers weaved behind his head. Either way, this man is proud of the fact that he can piss without touching his dick.

It is a good thing that women can't see this guy piss, because he is basically advertising that his penis is the size of a pink, squishy, dog dick.


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